I was supposed to fly home on Christmas Day, but an unfortunate set of events forced me to fly back home today, a few days earlier than planned.
It turns out that we live just a couple of houses away from an idiotic, perverted foreigner masquerading as a respectable businessman.
Know this, Mr. “S”, you messed with the wrong people. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. It would be my utmost satisfaction to see you put in place or behind bars.